The Content Compendium Vol. I

by Brad And His Band

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A compendium of tracks by Brad WOTO and his highly skilled band of assassins.

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released April 30, 2013

Written and performed by:
Brad Woto
Tom Milsom
Alex Day

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Brad WOTO
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Track Name: I Need Help (With A Duck)
Ladies...
and Gentlemen.

I’m lookin’ for someone,
to relocate a duck,

That's the story,
That's the story,

I need help, with a duck.
That's the story,

Goodbye,
Goodbye.
Track Name: Nazi Fanta
Nazi Fanta,
What have you done?
You've made a fool of everyone,
You've made a fool of everyone,
Nazi Fanta,

Nazi Fanta,
Ze perfect front,
Ze Master race is all ve vant,
Ze Master race is all ve vant,
Nazi Fanta,

Nazi Fanta,
You fucking cunt,
You tricked us all,
You fucking cunt,
Fukkincundsfahyoufahfuckingcunt,
Nazi Fanta,

The Fact is,
Nazis invented Fanta soft drinks.
No matter how unbelievable this fact might sound to some,
Fanta was invented by the Nazis in Germany back in 1941.
Due to trade embargo's it was very difficult for the Nazis to import Coca-Cola syrup into Germany during World War II.
The head of Coca-Cola Deutschland, Max Keith, decided to make a new product for the German market.

Using only the remaining ingredients.
They invented.
Nazi Fanta.
Track Name: Feelgood Hit Of The Summer In The City
Blackery
Howard
Nanalew
Meekakity
Jenna Marbles
iJustine
Carrie
Track Name: Memory Foam Face
Memory Foam Face,
We miss you,
Memory Foam Face,
We miss you,

Memory Foam Face,
Come save the disaster,
In my neighborhood,
Memory foam face,

Something's attacking,
Won’t you save us Memory Foam Face?
It’s an indescribable monster,
You can save us,
Save the whole human race,

Memory Foam Face x7

Break it down,

Memory Foam Face x2

Memory Foam Face,
Where's your bow tie?

Memory Foam Face,
Where's your time travel machine?

Memory Foam Face,
Where's your tweed jacket?

Memory Foam Face,
Where's Amy Pond?
She's the only reason I would watch anyway,

Memory Foam Face.
Track Name: Princess Shittyknees
Little Princess shitty knees
Where are you at?
Little Princess shitty knees,
Why your knees so fat?

Little Princess shitty knees
Best friends since we was three,
It was always you and me,
Then you ran away with Lee,

Think of what we could have been,
Living young and wild and free,
Acting like you're a big cheese,
All because you're royalty,

Fuck you princess shitty knees,
Sat under your blossom tree,
With your puppy pekingese,
You ain't fucking Japanese.

Little princess shitty knees,
Thinking you're the fucking bees,
I hope there's a killer freeze,
So you die.
Track Name: I Got The Snip
Ladies and Gentlemen,
I'm here to tell you a little story today.

What,
Is a vasectomy,
Really like?

They tape your dick,
Meatballs in a hole,
You feel everything,
Ever wondered what a burnt scrotum smells like?
Then a tube,
And then I passed out,

I did it,
I got the snip,
Every man who’s ever done it,
At least one year prior will tell you,
It’s a very quick simple procedure,

I did it,
I got the snip,
Put my meatballs in a hole,
And they taped my dick,

And I did it,
I got the snip.
Put my meatballs in a hole,
And they taped my dick.

I said I did it,
I got the snip.
Put my meatballs in a hole,
And they taped my dick.